Too bad he got dead

H: Momma, do you remember Duckie?
Me: I do.
H: He was awfully sweet and cute. I miss him.
Me: Me too.
H: Too bad he got dead.

H: Mommy! Mommy! Daniel Tiger is a liar, I can't watch this anymore.
Me: Whoa, what?
H: He said you have to have shots to stay healthy. I don't have shots and I'm never sick.
Me: He's not lying. He just has a different truth than us.
H: You're making this really confusing.

H: Mom, Luna [the cat] is looking at me! That means she loves me!

H: Let's call her [the cat] Luna. Like the moon.
Me: Luna. Why?
H: Because I like the moon. And I like her too.