Shovels and baby brothers.

H & B were watching me change feminine hygiene products.
H: So you're doing that for your bloods.
Me: Yes.
H: It doesn't hurt you to just stick it up there like that?
Me: No. (after a second) But you never put anything in your vagina that wasn't made to be there.
H: Oh, like shovels?

Me: Look, H, this is a picture of G's brand new baby brother.
H: Does she have to keep him forever?
Me: Yes.
H: Oh. Well, she should have had a sister instead. I know.