Boxes and Babies

H: Can I watch "Daniel Tiger"?
Me: Let's wait until baby C takes a nap or goes home. Babies shouldn't really watch TV at all.
H: Well, we could put him in a box so he doesn't see.
Me: Do you think that'd be very comfortable or fun?
H: Well, we can put a blanket down first. We can put two blankets down. And give him a toy.

H: Can we keep this baby?
Me: No, we have to give him back when his mommy is done working.
H: But he's a really good baby. It'd be no trouble for us to just keep him....forever.

Me: (checking on B pooping on the potty) You doin' okay
B: Yep. Great. I got this.

H: Mom, why is his [a baby] penis short? B's is long.
Me: Well, that's because he was circumcised.
H: What's that?
Me: Well, when he is was born his parents decided they wanted it circumcised, so they cut part of it off.
H: Oh no! That would hurt!
Me: Yes.
H: We won't ever do that to B, will we? We like his long penis!