H: I just wish God would be borned all ready. I want it to be Christmas.
After accidentally getting her nose bonked with a book.
H: Let me think what will make me feel better. Oh, I know! Barnes and Noble will make me feel better!...and baby C. I want to give him a hug.
H: Mom, why when he was borned they cut his penis off?
Me: Well, they didn't cut it all off. Just the foreskin. It's just something some parents choose to do is all.
H: But now it's short. That must have been so sad.
H: I gots people.
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