H: I have a collection problem.
H: Can I have two?
Me: Just one.
H: But I'm not so sure I want just one.
B: Can I just say, "Damn! Damn! Damn!" all the time?
Me: I mean, I'd prefer you didn't because it's not the most pleasant of words. But it's your prerogative.
B: I'll just say, "Boom! Boom!"
Me: Okay, you changed Mommy's GPS to Spanish?
H: Lio.
Me: You think Momma needs a Spanish lesson?
B: Yep. It's my job!
H: Mom, Lio has a problem. Can you solve it?
H: The Easter Bunny only put chocolates and caramels in the eggs! I bet he knows I'm allergic. What a thoughtful Easter Bunny!
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