H: Look, I have a Rapunzel pull-up.
B: Oh, great! Like my movie.
B: Look at all the pirates!
Me: They're sailors, not pirates.
B: Dey are on a ship. Dey pirates!
H: Where's my hairbrush? I can smell it, but I can't see it.
H (after receiving her ashes): Look! God is on my head!
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