H: Momma, I farted! My fart smells like bacon.
Me: Did you guys like the preschool?
H&B: Yes.
Me: Would you like to go there next year?
H&B: Yes.
Me: Will you listen to the teacher?
H&B: NO!
At least they're honest, right?
H: I'm three.
Cashier: That's a great age. Are you looking forward to being four someday?
H: No. But I think ten will be quite nice.
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