Me: Lio, why do you have chocolate all over your leg?
B: Because I like to!
B: Hi. I'm a wombat. Bye.
H: "Physics" isn't a real word.
H: Can we give you to another country.
B: Do you understand, Momma? I'm going to run away from you.
Me: Okay.
H: Run away.
B: No! I'm in the car.
B: Momma, I no like those pretzels.
Me: Okay, you can give them back to me.
B: No, I ate them.
B: Your dress if very beautiful. I especially like the flowers on your boobies.
H: Papa, I made a friend at the park.
J: That's great. What was her name?
H: I don't know. But she does!
B: This dinner is not happy today.
Me: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
B: What?
Me: An investigator!
B: Okay, stop talking.
B: I am busy and I have carrots!
B: The kombucha went straight to my toes!
H: Seriously? You don't like carrots? Sounds like a bad day!
B: I'm going to miss Papa, Momma. He's my best papa.
H: If I had big boobies like yours I'd just squish them.
